A Funny Story About Masturbation The Unexpected Visitor Once upon a time, in a small college town, there was a student named Jake who thought he had the perfect plan for a quiet afternoon. His roommates were out for the day, and he had the entire apartment to himself. Feeling relaxed and in the mood, Jake decided it was the ideal time to indulge in some personal time. He set up his laptop on his bed, dimmed the lights, and got comfortable. Just as he was getting into it, he heard a loud crash from the living room. Startled, Jake paused and listened intently. It sounded like something had fallen over. He figured it was just his cat knocking something off a shelf and decided to ignore it. As he resumed his activities, he suddenly heard the front door creak open. Panic set in—his roommates were supposed to be gone all day! He quickly scrambled to pull up his pants and hide his laptop under the covers. Just then, his roommate’s little brother walked into the room unannounced. Jake’s heart raced as he realized that not only was he caught in an awkward situation, but this kid was way too young to understand what he had just interrupted. The little brother looked at him wide-eyed and said, “Uh… I thought you were playing video games!” Jake stammered out an excuse about how he was just taking a nap and accidentally fell asleep with his laptop on. The kid shrugged it off and left the room, but not before Jake could hear him giggling as he walked away. After that incident, Jake made sure to always lock his door when engaging in personal activities—lesson learned!

 A Funny Story About Masturbation

The Unexpected Visitor

Once upon a time, in a small college town, there was a student named Jake who thought he had the perfect plan for a quiet afternoon. His roommates were out for the day, and he had the entire apartment to himself. Feeling relaxed and in the mood, Jake decided it was the ideal time to indulge in some personal time.

He set up his laptop on his bed, dimmed the lights, and got comfortable. Just as he was getting into it, he heard a loud crash from the living room. Startled, Jake paused and listened intently. It sounded like something had fallen over. He figured it was just his cat knocking something off a shelf and decided to ignore it.

As he resumed his activities, he suddenly heard the front door creak open. Panic set in—his roommates were supposed to be gone all day! He quickly scrambled to pull up his pants and hide his laptop under the covers. Just then, his roommate’s little brother walked into the room unannounced. Jake’s heart raced as he realized that not only was he caught in an awkward situation, but this kid was way too young to understand what he had just interrupted.

The little brother looked at him wide-eyed and said, “Uh… I thought you were playing video games!” Jake stammered out an excuse about how he was just taking a nap and accidentally fell asleep with his laptop on. The kid shrugged it off and left the room, but not before Jake could hear him giggling as he walked away.

After that incident, Jake made sure to always lock his door when engaging in personal activities—lesson learned!